Posts Tagged ‘Underwater’

Dive Provo: Vote For A Guru - Johnny

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Dive Provo: Vote For A Guru - Johnny
Meet Johnny: Hey guy, man look at you. Where did you get that sweet look you are sporting, man that is great, just great? You wanna take a quick peak at my Porsche, I love my Porsche. Well hey if this Dive Provo thing does not work out, I might need a small favor, a jobby-job. I’m a straight up guy, I’m dependable, reliable, I’m a lot of fun to be around, I drive a Porsche.

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Dive Provo: Vote For A Guru - Lucretia

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Dive Provo: Vote For A Guru - Lucretia
Meet Lucretia: Hello, I am Lucretia and I just want to say to you how happy you will be for voting for me. You will get to see me impersonate so many more people other than Dolly, why, because I have been practicing. If you would like I can come over to your house and do my Dolly Parton impersonation for you. You can invite your neighbors and watch me do the Dolly for you. Once you vote for me I w…

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